Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
there’s a clear difference between sexing it up with people who have no romantic/sexual responsibilities and being an untrustworthy fucknut
I buried the jar deep within the roots of the nemeton. It was their sacrifice that brought its power back.
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
Happy International Women’s Day, March 8th"To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!" - Cate Blanchett
"In school they used to call me Emmy Possum. I prefer Emmy Awesome. I mean, Emmy isn’t that common of a name."
@emmyrossum Is it weird that I just set an alarm for myself to do a shot of tequila? #vacation
that might be preferable
you’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in your head that you’re stressing about for absolutely no logical reason
Get to Know Me: Favorite Films (1/5)
↳Ten Inch HeroNice to see that our company tradition for making the worst possible decision in any situation has been passed on to the next generation of employee.
*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.